Latest topical insights from Aberdeen musical sketch comedy team The Flying Pigs, authored by Andrew Brebner, Simon Fogiel, and John Hardie.
Sherry Singles, Showbiz Correspondent, Miss Feteresso 1983
oh. Em. actual. Gee! In the world of celebrity gossip, there has rarely been a more explosive week than this one with Prince Harry’s book and all the crazy revelations about the royal family hitting shelves.
It’s safe to say that, like many people, they are outdated and outdated and have nothing to do with the modern world. But surprisingly, books are still important in 21st century Britain.
And sales on Pallet Road – over 1.4 million copies on the first day! I thought the days of celebrity memoirs might count after Matt Hancock swallowed more insects in the jungle than he moved hardcover in The Waterstones, but it depends a lot on who’s doing the memoirs. I think it depends.
Part of Harry’s book was leaked before it went on sale here in the UK. Fair play to Harry – I didn’t know he could write in Spanish.
Some of the secrets exposed in the tell-all autobiography really shocked people. Of course, many of these revelations came from Prince Harry himself, who was whispered in his ear at the gym listening to audiobooks on his trainer.
But the biggest shocker of the whole thing was hearing about a little quarrel between Harry and his brother, will.i.am.
Apparently, the discussion was heated. The heir to the throne grabbed his brother’s collar…and tore off the necklace. Almost every man I know calls it a chain, but kudos to Harry for breaking that particular gender boundary.
Don’t get me wrong, I have no doubt about Harry’s masculinity. In fact, he goes into great detail about a time when he was 17 when he was treated “like a stallion” with an elderly woman in the field behind the pub. I think that means she picked the stone out of his shoe and gave him the carrot.
But I have to admit, I am a little perplexed by the title of the book, Spare. Maybe that’s what he expects his dad to go for when he reads it?
View from the Midden – Rural Affairs by Jock Alexander of MTV (Meikle Wartle Television)
It was the greedy Wick of the village. Feelings of resentment and anger were quickly spilling over after The Times dug up a list of Britain’s 22 most luxurious villages. in absentia.
In all honesty, it would come as a shock to discover that we were hiding under the radar of London-based journalists who were able to find us on the map bidding on Pitcaple. There is
But Skittery Willie wiz maist pit oot. No. A relatively recent innovation for him, dare I say it, the old news is the good people of Craigellachie, Scotland’s highest-ranked village on the list.
I think it has an unfair advantage over Craigellachie, which is famous for its two distilleries. Meikle Wartle’s attempt to produce a single malt beer was thwarted by Harpling Haldi Winton distilling in bins behind a sewage treatment plant.
We have hidden the suspension plan and made it commercially available. The first barrel in which a common electric fan was produced triggered Haldi’s asthma, a delicate shade glowing and unblocking the sink like melting a pipe.
The only prince we’ve hidden here is “perfect for old date jars and salmon paste.”
Braemar With is also high on the luxury list, and its royal ties make it ‘Scotland’s busiest village’. It means we can compete.
The only prince we hid here, feel Moira released from the co-op of Inverurie.
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Of course, we’ve recently seen how Blamer responds to a glamorous jet set, with Taeyeon Hogmanay’s video and Judi Dench pretending to play piano with Charlene Spiteri Faye Tiksas. increase.
But no, there is competition. A’b’dy in the village is looking for Wai. Put us on your list this year.
After a little chat, I suggested that we try to attract top names like Dame Judi and her friend Perty here. So, I’m her most encouraged fan, Feel Moira, has announced that she’s expanding her market with “big beasts.” Finding her selling cattle at Sainstone is no easy task.
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