Nick Cannon had so many children that there is a real debate about how to count them.
For one thing, the order of birth and the order of publication do not match. He now has his 12 children among his many mothers.
Nick and various women welcome Five 2022 alone for those kids.
We’re sure even he’s struggling to keep track at this point. For Nick and us, here’s Nick’s guide to a very productive 2022.
Many people make fun of Nick Cannon for being unable or unwilling to make responsible reproductive choices.
That’s pretty funny… until you consider a dozen kids growing up with their fathers a subject worthy of a well-deserved mocking meme. Not to mention the inevitable feelings of having a father whose attention is divided.
But let’s temporarily put aside the life these kids lead and Nick Cannon’s other glaring moral failings and stick with the little babes of 2022.
Bre Tiesi is one of the newest stars of Season 6 of Selling Sunset.
The hit reality series is supposedly one of the only shows Netflix didn’t cancel last year.
Bure has had a busy start to summer — she gave birth to Legendary Love Cannon on June 28, 2022.
Nick’s son, Legendary, was only the first child.
Come to think of it, you shouldn’t miss Canon’s 2022 maternity turmoil timeline.
The first of five children didn’t take his first breath until a few days before the midpoint of the year. Basically they weren’t distributed.
LaNisha Cole is a successful model.
People know her best for her enduring career on The Price Is Right.
But while she may pretend to be coy on social media about her relationship with Nick Cannon, the two are forever linked.
On September 14, 2022, LaNisha Cole gave birth to a daughter. She is the daughter of Nick Cannon.
The second child with his name of the year is Onyx Ice Call Cannon.
Yes, his “creativity” when naming his children is as legendary as Onyx’s older brother. But honestly, we’ve heard worse.
Brittany Bell is a broadcast journalist and, as she is a total knockout, an NBA dancer as well.
She’s used to firing cannons—well, we mean having children with this particular man.
On September 23, 2022, Brittany gave birth to Nick’s third child. This is also his third child with him.
their young daughter real person name Rise Messiah Cannon.
it’s a choice. But all this is a choice.
Perhaps the cannons will accept their names as they get older. Alternatively, some money from the Cannon family estate may be used for multiple legal name changes.
Like Brittany Bell, Abby de la Rosa previously had a child with Nick Cannon.
She also gave birth to her third child with him earlier this year.
On November 11, 2022 — an auspicious (or at least conceptually auspicious) date — she and Nick welcomed a daughter.
Her name is Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon.
Is there a story behind her middle name? In this family, the name seems self-explanatory. But in the middle?
It remains to be seen if Nick is planning a handsome airship for 2023, but he and Abby have laid the groundwork in the name of their little daughter.
Alyssa Scott is a gorgeous model.
In 2021, she and Nick mourned the loss of their baby son Zen.
But that heartbreaking tragedy was not the end of their story.
On December 14, 2022, the two welcomed Halo Marie Cannon.
She was Nick’s fifth child this year.
If he had really tried, he could have probably tried to squeeze another one out by 2023.
