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This week we take a short excursion to an upstate version of Sun Valley’s Summer Camp for Billionaires. Even the mean teacher Kate can come as Monet’s tutor. Kids may be fine, but parents certainly aren’t. Grayson and Camille De Haan hatch a plan to take down Gossip Girl – or at least that’s what they want us to think. Grayson puts out a million dollar bounty for Gossip Girl’s identity . Camille pretends to defy her husband. The two set up a trap that Kate and an impatient ass can easily fall into. We have a lot of questions about Kate’s incognito efforts. While calling Camille (using her voice scrambler, of course), she haphazardly hides behind her bushes, attracting incredible attention. Why don’t you call her calmly in a safe place? Answer: Kate is Chaos. Camille lets slip that she’s using Nick Lott as a pawn and that he has the key to unlocking Gossip Girl’s imprisonment. Steals her USB before she gets a chance to steal it, exposing Grayson’s union-busting efforts. It’s what he pinned to Nick, Helena he Bergman’s shoddy business (which was actually Heidi’s), Aki’s infidelity (which is the final straw). maximum.
The De Haan family desperately needs life. They are too wealthy and too connected to play on anonymous gossip blogs. If you want to ruin Nick Lott for new opportunities, so be it. Lot’s legal litigation firm? Please be serious. Nick with De Haarns… 6 episodes? What is that, 6 weeks?They will definitely cancel his contract bonus if Nick leaves this soon because he can’t afford it on top of the large amount of non-competition they are certainly enforcing. The betrayal the Lord needs outwit, don’t act like an amateur. Clearly, Grayson has high-ranking friends who will find out about Nick’s escape plan. It’s only a matter of time before he and his wife go through the guest list and reveal Gossip Girl’s identity. I doubt if I ever floated. If I were Gossip Girl, I would leave no trace. Meanwhile, Monet is involved in her parents’ extracurricular activities, and gossip lets know that Julien’s goal of defeating her girl may come true now that little Z is involved.
Aki attends the summit on duty. He hasn’t seen his father, media mogul Roger Menzies, in months.We audiences owe at least one more Malcolm McDowell appearance. and needs a weekend getaway, so she accompanies him as a date. Max surprises himself by telling her agitated partner that he loves her, and Audrey and Aki freeze. At school, Max doubles down and admits he meant what he said.
Julian uses the oldest trick in the book to twist their relationship. Flower delivery from a fake sender. Audrey finds out that Aki is cheating on Ingrid. When Aki catches the maid taking pictures of her, she says Julian paid her $50 to record the moment. This price seems cheap even for Julien who has no money. (I don’t really know the status of her trust fund, but let’s assume she’s cash-strapped right now.) But Aki says she’ll double down if she tells her girlfriend that it’s all set up. Ladies and gentlemen, this is trickle-down economics in action.
It’s unclear if Audrey and Aki plan to fuss about Ingrid to Max while they’re in Rhinebeck, but they stand by him while Roger Menzies grills the trio about their relationship, Audrey seems to be on the verge of saying she loves him too. Max wants to pay tribute to you for yelling. He is tired of being abandoned. This was certainly true during the early stages of their relationship, but lately, I think he’s spent plenty of time with both Audrey and Aki. I’m sure the three of you will reconcile with Heidi, who has far more abilities than you thought. Putting your mom in jail is one thing, but would you frame her for your own mistakes? ? Cold-blooded, isn’t it?
If you’re looking for some kind of endorsement or mention of Jordan and Kate being a couple, you won’t find it here.
• Spotted: Julien’s Blue Balenciaga Cagole and Bad Wig.
• Aki is still playing sports this week, fitting his movie buddy/himbo title. zombie night Press the button, press play on Zatoichi, name drop Wenwen and Bonnie, and tell Audrey you love the way her fearsome mind works.
• It’s gold when someone throws tomatoes at Monet. “Not even heirlooms.”
• We didn’t get as much Luna La as we would have liked, but at least the Luna we got was up to her headlining in a buddy-buddy dynamic with Max.
• Thank you Jordan for asking a question we have all wondered. Is Grayson DeHaan’s her $1 million bounty pre-tax?