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Happy Throwback Thursday, Upper East Siders!
We near here We could have done another episode without Zoya’s dad, Nick, but the dustiest dad in the world showed up like a whack-a-mole in the final minutes. I appreciate how this past episode focused on past events. Dating back to 2009. Georgina Sparks is behind the wheel. I still wonder why Georgina cares so much about being rampant on Gossip Girl when she can do so much more for Gossip Girl, she needs to think bigger! She could have been Huma! But I digress. Eleanor Waldorf joins again as Kiki’s mentor. (Even though I know Blair won’t show up, just wait.) And of course, Ray Donovan Heading to the room, Bunchy makes a cameo as Audrey’s dad, whom Max desperately wants to please.
This week’s headliner is the PEN America luncheon, so we hope you’re craving some sabotaged melodrama. decided to do some tricks. Monet tries to warn Zoya that she’s just playing with her mom, but Z won’t listen to her. (She never does!) Freud played sports days with De Haans. Camille is gravely guilty of reliably catching her daughter giving Zoya a big, inclusive hug. Camille wants to hurt her daughter. She wants to teach her a lesson! She’s not the only one.Gossip Girl via Georgina exposed Monet trying to sexually shame Zoya, and just like that, she was done. hunger game cannon sound)
Julian, as usual, has a card up her sleeve as she cleans up again the mess she made. and Kiki, imploring him to appear in “Stop the Story” so that he can provide a timeline for the party. Sorry, who cares about Julian’s feed? Julian trusts her for some reason and invites her Audrey to livestream without telling her. big! Huge. Jessica takes the spotlight, flipping her script and claiming Kiki Hope stole all of her designs.Julian stops That The story starts soon, but not before Jessica filmed the whole thing on a decoy camera and rumors spread. This is a logical question. Did I always think Julian’s story was alive? In this instance, after Jessica unleashed a web of life, Julian suddenly stopped recording and buried his phone. She asked when Jessica will be live and she replied that Julian never will.Are all episodes of “Stop the Story” prerecorded content? Really interested in clarifying here there is.
Jessica shows up for lunch with Audrey’s dad. They are now engaged and want something bigger. When Julian decided to debut Kiki’s new look, Jessica took the stage and revealed she was wearing the exact same thing. That alone cancels Kiki’s chances of a comeback. Dress up Audrey’s dad with a power like
Obie is still on his quest to drop his family name, and this time he’s enlisting help from his sister (real-life Nepo baby Kathryn Gallagher). Is Nellie Yuki the only journalist he knows? I can imagine there are many reporters who would love to get their hands on this story. I’m sure his little DSA signal group can help steer him in the right direction. It’s hard to believe the only outlet left is Gossip Girl, but I’ll let it go. Heidi reveals that their tweet paid someone and Obie finds the receipt! , alas, Mommie Dearest escaped evasion one last time. To grieve, Obie and Julian rekindle their relationship. I told you this was an old episode! This couple is dry as dust, begging that this is a one-night stand. Give me Luna La and her new lover! I want to know why she is closing her heart!
I hand it to Georgina and say genius for igniting Audrey and Julian’s feud. We all know she is certifiable. But Audrey and Julian? Their relationship is deep and can get very messy super fast, and it could pay off to fuck this two of her. Think of the Motherlord. Consider basic Blair and Selina going to Chernobyl entirely. It feels like JC is getting closer and closer to declaring that anything she touches turns into shit, so instead of trying too hard to make it better, it’s better to burn it all. I have no idea how long this will last though.
Another gorgeous touch from Georgina? Matching with Hinge Jordans. I didn’t think Jordan had it in him! He was gleefully roofing over his two children’s dirty little secrets. Jordan, baby, do you know what it really was? its serious. Kate has experienced Georgina’s chaos up close, and it’s understandable when you think of it as a blackmail situation. And now Kate’s head is spinning. Because she kissed Jordan and liked her. But what’s going on with Gossip Girl? Has Jordan disappeared completely? Is Mike gone? Will Georgia go back to her roots or get bored?That’s one secret I’ll never tell you…
• Discovery: Ralph’s coffee, Sushi Noz, Balthazar references, and Hanya Yanagihara reference from Audrey … Speaking of which, Audrey hasn’t updated her Goodreads in a while.