Like the celebrity-centric game of Super Smash Bros., the Internet is in the midst of an all-out war.People are twitter Decide once and for all who will be the best celebrity ambassadors to alien life. Just kidding, aliens definitely exist. right?
Just imagine this. Humanity teeters on the edge of a knife. Aliens are finally proven to exist, and they’re not happy. World leaders are fighting, countries have declared martial law, and life as we know it is in chaos. These extraterrestrials are set to cause serious trouble for all of us meat puppets on Earth.
Who will you send to quell this fictional alien scourge and broker peace for all mankind? Well, we can’t really decide (Shocker), but there are certainly many options.
We have Denzel, DeVito, and Dolly, but that’s not the only option. In fact, they are virtually endless and they all seem to make sense. Thanks to the internet.
Arguably the most popular names across the thread are Tom Hanks, Dolly Parton, Samuel L. Jackson, Dennis Rodman, and Sigourney Weaver. If a death ray is directed at our little blue planet, hopefully one of these A-listers can rise to save us.
It reminds me of the words of the late science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke. “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in space or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” — You said it Arthur. Not just whether aliens exist, but who should go and greet them if they appear.
