Many believe that Dakota Johnson helped deliver a fatal blow to Ellen DeGeneres’ career.
However, that doesn’t mean Dakota can’t sabotage herself either.
In recent years, Armie Hammer’s victims have come forward to accuse him of being vile and sensational.
For reasons only she knows, Dakota decides to make a joke about all of that human suffering.
Dakota Johnson speaks at the podium at Opening Night: A Taste of Sundance presented by IMDbPro.
During Thursday’s event, she was ostensibly there to sing a tribute to director Luca Guadagnino.
Director Luca call me by your nameDakota has joked about playing a non-human role in the movie: Peaches.
In the movie, the scene where the character played by Timothée Chalamet uses a peach to masturbate is impressive.
Normally this would be assumed to be impossible (or at least uncomfortable), but both actors and directors have actually tested it. Separately,I am concerned about it.
“Unfortunately we weren’t in [Call Me By Your Name]’ said Dakota sarcastically. “Because I was another woman that Armie Hammer tried to eat.”
Actually, no, that’s not true, Dakota. But I’ll explain in a moment.
Some people awkwardly laughed when Dakota said this “joke.” A long, awkward silence then filled the audience.
Finally, the people cheered — apparently eager to unwind and move on.
Guadagnino’s latest project is bones and all, which happens to involve…well, cannibalism. After fashion.
(At the risk of being too professional, the ‘eaters’ in the movie don’t look like normal humans, but cannibalism or something very similar.)
Because of this, Dakota joked, “Who knew cannibalism was so popular?”
Honestly, this is a bad joke for several reasons.
First of all, Armie Hammer’s “edgy” sexual fantasies were just that. Talking about extreme BDSM or impossible scenarios (including cannibalism) takes place between consenting partners. There is no evidence that he is a cannibal.some of his messages hard to please and sensational.
Second, and more importantly, rape Accusation against Hammer. His persistent text messages make absolutely no sense compared to the allegations of abuse, manipulation, and sexual assault.
We have to be a bit of an impatient nerd and deal with Dakota’s line about peaches because…it doesn’t make sense?
In this movie, the Armie Hammer character doesn’t (euphemistically) eat “tasty” peaches.
Yes, in the book the character eats the peach very deliberately in a very tense scene. actually, slate We lamented this change in our 2017 article. So Dakota didn’t even have her facts straight.