June 28, 2022

The Funniest Christian Memes

Heres one for you all: I was strolling throughout a bridge one day, and I saw a male standing on the edge, about to leap. I ran over and stated: “Stop. Do not do it.””Why should not I?” he asked.”Well, theres so much to live for!””Like what?””Are you spiritual?”He stated: “Yes.”I said: “Me too. Are you Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist?””Christian.””Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?””Protestant.””Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?””Baptist.””Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?””Baptist Church of God.””Me too. Are you preliminary Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?””Reformed Baptist Church of God.””Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”He stated: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”I stated: “Die, heretic residue,” and pushed him off.

I ran over and stated: “Stop.”He stated: “Yes. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”I stated: “Die, heretic residue,” and pressed him off.