Thats because IT TOTALLY IS if that sounds ridiculous. AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. As if trying to view individuals sprint in giant inflatable dinosaur costumes wasnt currently funny enough, the names of some of the rivals are Dino Dasher, Ramblin Rex, Rex Girlfriend, Fossilizer, and my individual favorite, the winner of the whole thing,
Originally published July 2019
Fart jokes are funny, turning the radio down makes reading street indications simpler, and things that go quickly are cool. We enjoy watching things go quickly so much, weve turned that basic idea into multiple sports.
YEAH, BABY! Foot races, horse races, car races, boat races, WE GOT IT ALL! What do we like more than simply enjoying things go quick competitively? Seeing things go fast competitively with absurd additions that make going fast extremely hard to do and amusing to see. With that, I provide to you,
Science isnt there yet, and if it was, I d like to think the very first thing we d do with real dinosaurs would not be make them run a track for our own home entertainment. This is the next finest thing. This isnt the next best thing, this is the best thing.
Fart jokes are amusing, turning the radio down makes reading street indications simpler, and things that go fast are cool. We like when things go fast. We like viewing things go quick so much, weve turned that standard idea into several sports.
What do we like more than merely enjoying things go quickly competitively? Viewing things go fast competitively with ludicrous additions that make going quickly very hard to do and hilarious to watch.