February 26, 2021

It’s Time We Stopped Pretending That Puzzles Are Fun

It goes without stating that the coronavirus pandemic has really completely modified all of our lives and what our daily looks like. Its safe to presume that were more than all set to kick the substantial majority of these New Normals to the curb and return to doing things like, I dunno, standing closer to somebody than 6 feet or even enjoying the occasional high-five, and an actually, very slim portion of these pandemic adjustments will be missed out on. Having the high-end of working from house AKA not positioning on real pants every day has actually been excellent.
There is something that has really ended up being normalized throughout the pandemic, nevertheless, that we as a cumulative society requirement to end on instantly. Which thing is puzzles.
That is no reason to resort to willfully doing a puzzle, as if its enjoyable, as if doing a puzzle is somehow a rewarding activity. Puzzles draw. This has really gone on long enough.
Puzzles, from start to finish, are a scams.
Step one, you purchase a puzzle with your challenging earned cash. Thats the incorrect b–” etcetera for hours, even days. Action 3, ultimately you end up the puzzle and discover that, surprise surprise, its exactly the image it told you it was going to be.
Excuse me?
Do you comprehend how ridiculous that is?!
No. Nope.
The only thing more psychotic than subjecting yourself to finishing a puzzle over and over is completing it as quickly as and then keeping it. No, you just look at it, due to the reality that its a puzzle. You have the photo on the front of bundle framed and on display screen, except it does not even look like the image on plan, it looks like shit because its a fucking puzzle.
Go purchase a desk from IKEA and invest your leisure time putting it together and taking it apart, since were doing things that do not make any sense. A minimum of whenever you pick youre last but not least done you d have a goddamn desk.
Look, all Im stating is that you are deserving of much better. Getting in into claymation or puppetry would be a less much and dismaying better usage of quarantine downtime. State no to puzzles.

It goes without stating that the coronavirus pandemic has in fact totally altered all of our lives and what our day to day appears like. That is no reason to resort to willfully doing a puzzle, as if its fun, as if doing a puzzle is somehow a rewarding activity. Action 3, ultimately you end up the puzzle and discover that, surprise surprise, its precisely the picture it informed you it was going to be. The only thing more psychotic than subjecting yourself to completing a puzzle over and over is finishing it as soon as and then keeping it. You have the photo on the front of bundle framed and on display screen, except it doesnt even look like the image on plan, it looks like shit given that its a fucking puzzle.