January 20, 2021

Please, for the Love of God, Stop Going to Orgies During a Pandemic

Were progressively approaching one total year of the coronavirus pandemic and because time weve discovered that the infection is air-borne, it affects whatever from your lungs to your sense of taste to your toes, in some way, and the very best method to protect yourself and your neighborhood is to stay at house as much as you can, utilize a mask (covering your mouth AND nose, people) whenever youre in public, and avoid or cancel social events.
I think we still require to invest a very long time truly detailing what makes up a celebration though, since, wow.
When over 40 people checked positive for COVID after going to Naughty in Nawlins … which is an annual swingers celebration, last week another superspreader occasion was identified. Now, Im not a doctor, nevertheless if youre in the middle of a pandemic trying to prevent capturing a deadly transmittable health problem thats spread out through beads in the air, most likely do not sign up for a three-day-long, 250-person sex celebration inside an included hotel where in fact all anyone exists to do is swap fluids.
I dunno, just an idea.
Apparently there were standards in place. Attendees had to utilize masks and were notified social variety, which, like, who couldve forecasted that trying to get people to distance from others and keep their mouths to themselves throughout a 3 day swingers event in New Orleans would not be extremely reliable? Im sure were all similarly surprised. The events organizer revealed regret, saying, “If I could return in time, I would not produce this event once again.”
Yeah! Exceptional! I must hope not!
Its practically like the absolute best approach to avoid mass COVID infections at a giant sex celebration is to not have the substantial sex celebration. Look, I get it, being stuck inside fucking sucks and youre randy. Nevertheless believe what! Were all horny and stuck within! Thats just the method shit has to be right now, men! We all need to do our part and remain at house so we can eventually, lastly get the hell through this thing. After that, we can all go forth and fornicate like bunnies.
In the meantime however, draw it up and masturbate alone like everybody else.

Guests had to utilize masks and were informed social range, which, like, who couldve anticipated that trying to get people to distance from others and keep their mouths to themselves throughout a 3 day swingers event in New Orleans would not be incredibly efficient? The occasions organizer expressed regret, saying, “If I might return in time, I would not produce this celebration as soon as again.”
Its virtually like the really finest approach to prevent mass COVID infections at a huge sex party is to not have the big sex celebration.