November 24, 2020

∞+ Best Salt jokes

Qué: What kind of salt has the very best vision?A: Sea salt.

Qué: What do you call fifteen-year-old salt?A: A salt-teen.

Qué: What did the salt say to his girlfriend?A: Wow, youre so-dium beautiful!

Qué: Why do seals live in salt water?A: Pepper makes them sneeze.

If there was tea that was made from saltIt would most likely be salt-tea

Qué: What do you do when you run out of salt for an experiment?A: You get Mohr salt.

Qué: What sort of salt do gymnasts use?A: Somersault.

Qué: Why did the neuron go to jail?A: Because he was charged with a salt.

Qué: Why does everyone include salt to their meals?A: Its sodium goooood.

Qué: What did the paprika inform the salt around Christmas? A: Seasonings greetings

Qué: What do you call a rifle that shoots salt?A: An a-salt rifle

Qué: What do you call bacon with salt on it?A: Salt and Peppa

Qué: Does anyone understand any jokes about salt?A: Na

Qué: What is the distinction between an old light bulb and a stack of salt?A: One is an incandescent. The other is Incan dessicant

Qué: What did the pepper state to the table salt?A: Why you So-dium fine?

I always take life with a grain of salt, … plus a piece of lemon, … and a shot of tequila.

Qué: Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?A: So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Qué: Why does everybody add salt to their meals?A: Its sodium goooood

Qué: Why did the skeptic suffer from high blood pressure?A: He was taking whatever with a grain of salt.

Qué: What occurred to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?A: Cardiac arrest

Qué: What type of fish is only made from salt.A: A tu-na.

My head chef had his 10 year anniversary in work today. I put some salt and pepper on him. Hes a skilled expert

2 peanuts were strolling down a dark alley. And one was a salted.

Qué: What did the salt state when the phosphate asked to bond with it?A: “NaCl ater.”

Qué: What are the 4 seasons?A: Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.

Qué: What do you call a small Subaru automobile covered in road salt?A: An Impretzel!