October 27, 2020

24 Questions That Won’t Be Asked At Tonight’s Vice Presidential Debate

There are a lot of questions that will be asked tonights vice presidential conflict, nevertheless theres also a great deal of concerns that wont be asked. As a type of self-care and escapism, lets focus and daydream on what we cant ask, nevertheless would be really funny to ask. Vice President Pence, do you think that pooping is sort of gay?
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Senator Harris, if you got COVID, which three of your fellow senators would you absolutely cough on?
Vice President Pence, can I call you Little Mikey? Would you like that, Little Mikey?
Senator Harris, do you think that environment modification or giraffes are more real? Vice President Pence, does it bother you that you appear like a GI Joe action figure thats been microwaved for 15 seconds?
Senator Harris, Frasier, or Niles?
Vice President Pence, do you comprehend where I parked my lorry?
Senator Harris, if youre selected, would you divorce your husband to date the entire cast of Hamilton?
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Vice President Pence, when was the last time you unclenched your jaw?
Senator Harris, I understand that you and Q do not agree on politics, however do you consider him a great pal?
Mr. Vice President, we comprehend you dislike gay sex but would you offer Jesus a convenient if he asked?
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Senator Harris, how much ice cream is Joe Biden needing you to eat every day, and is it making you ill?
Vice President Pence would you please a minimum of help me search for where I parked my car?
Senator Harris, do you like the band “The Police” as much as you like the real authorities?
Vice President Pence, whats your preferred Bible verse about how its okay to let countless bad people die each year because they dont have access to healthcare?
Senator Harris, would you come out as a little bit gay today merely to make Vice President Pence anxious? Would either of you support integrating North and South Dakota into one big ass Dakota?
Senator Harris, would you consider offering Joe Biden a little tickle under his chin, simply to provide him an increase of energy prior to his next argument?
Vice president Pence, have you ever consumed sweet or any other kind of sweet reward?
Senator Harris, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he had access to universal healthcare and complimentary college tuition?
Vice President Pence, why is it that Im incapable of picturing what you would look like dancing?
Senator Harris, youve called yourself an LGBTQ ally. Does that indicates you desire the exact same amount of straight and gay people in prison?
Vice President Pence, is this your extremely first time speaking with a black female?
Senator Harris, have you seen my automobiles and truck? I definitely forgot where I parked it.
CREDITS
Composed by: Tamara Yajia, Grace Thomas and Ben Rosen
Talent: Tamara Yajia