Were delighted to expose that coronavirus has in fact not prevented our prepare for the annual Pervert Cruise !! It will set sail next week as arranged.
The Pervert Cruise is a vital part of the United States economy that need to occur even if it will have a greater death toll than the Iraq war!
< img alt src= "https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/21902310/Animated_GIF_downsized_large__4_.gif" > If you wan na expose yourself to COVID-19 in the worst possible environment while spreading it to over a lots Island Nations, then this is the cruise for you!
Congress provided us 3 trillion dollars in bailout money, and we put everything into building the highest cruise liner of perpetuity. 780 stories of fun that all fall over with just the smallest gust of wind! Let our group members strap you into little pig mass and oil up your little piggy bodies till you screech like passing away swine waiting on the sweet release of the massacre home. – we need your assistance. Call your senator now and inquire to support the smoke on the water act, making it legal for us to set our cruise ships on fire at our discretion!
Do not forget to take a dip in our swimming pool thats filled with the tears of all the staff members, we required to come back to work. This time the Avatars are on the Titanic.
Do not hesitate to use our waiters as human tissues at any of our 5 star dining facilities on board!
Whats our last location? The Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch, which Circus Cruise Lines has actually obtained and renamed “the Pacific Ocean Garbage Resort and Mass Grave.”
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Congress gave us 3 trillion dollars in bailout cash, and we put it all into constructing the highest cruise ship of perpetuity. Let our team members strap you into little pig mass and oil up your little piggy bodies till you screech like passing away swine waiting for the sweet release of the massacre home. Call your senator now and ask them to support the smoke on the water act, making it legal for us to set our cruise ships on fire at our discretion!