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So, she chose a complete disguise this time. She had her hair cut brief in a pixie design, with a brand-new color. She bought a new attire, a set of huge sunglasses, then waited a couple of days before she once again went to the device shop.
She confidentally walked into the shop, walked up to the salesperson and stated, “I wish to buy this tv”.
” Im sorry madam, we do not offer to blondes”, he replied.
Totally frustrated, the blonde lady exclaimed “How do you understand Im a blonde?”
The salesperson replied, “Because thats a microwave”.

There was a huge sale advertized at the home appliance store sale, a blonde lady entered and discovered herself a real deal.
” I want to buy this tv”, she told the salesman.
” Im sorry madam, we dont sell to blondes”, he replied.
Truly desiring to purchase this bargain, she hurried home and colored her hair, then returned to the home appliance shop and again told the salesperson “I would like to buy this tv”.
” Im sorry madam, we do not offer to blondes”, he replied.
” Damn nabbit he recognized me”, she thought.

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